You Have No I.D.-ea!

The state I live in has very strict laws about selling tobacco or vapes: we have to I.D. everyone. If caught, the store can lose its tobacco license, and the employee can be fined, fired, or even arrested!

It doesn’t matter if you’re so old you still owe Abe Lincoln a dollar. If other stores don’t card, why are you at mine? And if they don’t, they’re breaking the law! If you left it in the car, go run out and grab it. If you left it at home, then you’ll just have to go without. And your lungs will thank you.* I’ve even had people swear at me, because that’s somehow supposed to get me on their side

And if we see you volunteering to buy for someone else, not only is that not happening, but we’re gonna put the kibosh on any tobacco or vaping purchases. Go ahead, call corporate, they’ll tell you the same thing!

*Also, why are you driving without your license on you? What if you got into an accident? But I digress…

Sign – No smoking. Police prevents or prohibits smoking.

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